May 2013
binkshapiro:
whosromeo:
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
shadowrawrs:
strawberrydaydreams:
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
And then they give you a reason and its like
this urn will turn you into a tree after you die
seapeny:
rainbow-road-to-happiness:
You can choose what kind of tree you want to become
Idk I just find this beautiful
just imagine cemeteries looking like this
a forest of living, changing, beautiful trees. I think a tombstone holds much more finality in death than a tree. It’s like you are living on symbolically through something greater than yourself.
this is a serious post...
“Mr. Obama has a firm grasp of the climate issue, and no one doubts that he cares...”
– New York Times editorial board. (via poptech)
A more accurate question would be: Is there anything this president can do to address the issue that doesn’t require input from a Congress that has proven inept, incapable, and unwilling to do its job?
(via liberalbutnotpartisan)
^^^^^
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
wickedlydeeper:
sariandra:
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
Being 30+ on Tumblr
I’ve been waiting for this.
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
blackenedred:
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
smh those days lol
louderdecibelle:
koizumim:
really though
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they can’t function
why aren’t they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
#spoilers: its because its bullshit
i pretend i dont care but deep down i really still dont care
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thepastryalchemist:
ed-ships-larry:
lousontiptoes:
raise your hand if you’ve ever been disgusted by your own fandom…
if you don’t raise your hand, chances are you’re the one your fandom is disgusted with
fieldofbeans:
halfbaked-alchemist:
HI
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
I approve of this so much.
suchplatinum:
You haven’t really listened to an album until you’ve listened to it laying in bed at 4 A.M. wallowing in self-pity
the-yolocaust:
clowis:
the-yolocaust:
i need like 40 more followers hell yeah
what do you need them for
were taking north korea by sundown
Could you imagine if all the anti-vegan blogs got...
vegan-because-fuck-you:
priest-of-rage:
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
“Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that...”
– - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)
Reblog if you're a Vegan blog! I need more Vegan...
vegankendra:
Please help!
acid-child:
rabioheab:
if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15 2 1 13 1, which adds up to 32 which is the current age of former backstreet boy nick carter. if that doesn’t scare you, then you don’t know the true meaning of fear.
wake up america
getoffmybloghoe:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
